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11-18-2006 03:42 PMReport
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yo
 
so when you move back home, are you still gonna be on aim ?
10-11-2006 03:16 PMReport
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Quoting sdwyzs14:
i'm not sure whether its mean or not to laugh at that story, but i couldn't help it, i had a visual of something equivalent to a cheesy horror movie, but with the villian being a sheep. haha, hope you can muster the courage to go running again

 

Laugh you homo

 

btw did you get my email kate ?
10-06-2006 02:21 PMReport
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so semir mentioned something about a sheep attack, but couldn't remember the story. Do you think you could be so kind as to enlighten me please

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Ok, well basically I was walking by the woods next to this pasture after just having ran a half mile and I heard this rustling of leaves and grunting. I look over and see a sheep standing in the woods behind a fence. I said "Awww Hi sheepie." Then I started walking more. I hear more grunting and look over and it's trying to climb the fence! It gets over the fence and starts trotting after me. I scream and start running and it is right behind me. I run, full speed, the whole length of the pasture (about a quarter mile)  with the sheep right next to me.

 

I stop when I get to the farmer's driveway because I can't run anymore, and the sheep tries to head-but me. He had horns, but they were chopped off. I am holding his neck away from me with all my strength and it is tossing his head around trying to head-but me. I was screaming for help as loud as I could and nobody answered me. Across the street I noticed that there was a house with a fenced-in yard. I figured I could hop the fence to h\get away from the sheep. So I ran as fast as I could up the yard, but it was uphill and I couldn't run that fast since I was tired. As I was trying to go up the hill, the sheep headbutted me in the thigh and knocked me over. I quick got up and started running and it headbutted me and knocked me over again. By this time I could almost reach the fence. I just ran as fast as I could and held my arms and and pole vaulted that bitch. I fell on the ground on the other side of the fence and just sat there hyperventillating and crying hysterically. The sheep was just standing there on the other side of the fence staring at me.

 

After a couple minutes, I see the farmer and his wife come running up with a leash. After apologizing profusely, they led the sheep away. This happened over a month ago, and I am still too traumatized to go running. Frowning
09-29-2006 11:09 PMReport
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Quoting One_Love:

Quoting aubrem:

Nah he said he got the video, he still has to upload it. I'm gonna grab some popcorn and watch it when he uploads it...hahaha

 

thats what im scared off

 

you are prolly gonna put it on some porn site or some other random site.


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09-29-2006 10:44 PMReport
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Quoting aubrem:

Nah he said he got the video, he still has to upload it. I'm gonna grab some popcorn and watch it when he uploads it...hahaha


 


thats what im scared off


 


you are prolly gonna put it on some porn site or some other random site.
09-27-2006 02:47 AMReport
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Nah he said he got the video, he still has to upload it. I'm gonna grab some popcorn and watch it when he uploads it...hahaha
09-26-2006 02:59 PMReport
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Fun times the other night, you think he won the bet? Last I heard he was spraying his balls with cologne and left...hahahaha
09-25-2006 11:13 PMReport
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haha you looser, you popped my comment cherry homo
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